"Today I was at this Italian restaraunt...Happened to notice (under glass) a bottle of
balsamic vinegar going for $150... I could conceal it in my palm. Aged
twenty-two years.
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about that bottle. It is often an accessory in some of these obsessive fantasies. In one fantasy, I walk into the restaraunt, toss a stack of
greenery on the counter and earnestly say to the cashier, “Quick! I have an important salad to make!" - Chunky Bacon
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